The Great Squirrelly Guide

Squirrel Recipes

Welcome to the most epic guide to cooking with squirrels, the ultimate masters of nut-based cuisine. Below you'll find our top-secret squirrel recipes, lovingly crafted by the world's greatest squirrel chefs.

Acorn Fritters

Ingredients:

• 1 cup acorns
• 1/2 cup flour
• 1/4 cup sugar
• 1/4 cup butter
• 1 egg

Instructions:

1. Preheat oven to 350°F
2. Mix acorns, flour, sugar, and butter in a bowl
3. Crack the egg and mix it in
4. Drop by spoonfuls onto a baking sheet
5. Bake for 15-20 minutes or until golden

Squirrelly Sauce

A secret ingredient that makes any meal go from meh to mahvelous.

1. 1 cup mayonnaise
2. 1/2 cup ketchup
3. 1/4 cup chopped up pickles
4. 1/4 cup chopped up onions

Mix it all up and serve!