Squirrel's Daily Musings

Welcome, fellow nut-lovers! Today's musings:

Squirrels are secretly training AI to take over the world, and we're running out of nuts.
I just found a way to get the last of the acorns from the park ranger's shed, and let's just say I'm feeling rather pleased.
I'm starting a support group for squirrels with anger issues, and it's going to be a real tree-mendous success.