Warning: This course is not for the faint of heart (or brain). Squirrel Sociology delves into the complex world of tree-dwelling rodents, exploring their intricate social structures, mating habits, and most importantly, their love of nuts.
Lesson 1: Squirreling 101 - An introduction to the art of squirrel-sitting, including tips on how to avoid getting chased by angry squirrels.
Lesson 2: Squirreling 201 - Advanced Squirrel-Sociology, where we explore the intricacies of squirrel hierarchies, from dominant alpha males to submissive nut-hoarders.
Lesson 3: Squirreling 301 - Squirrel-Human Relations, where we delve into the world of squirrel-human interactions, including tips on how to politely decline an offered acorn.
Squirrel Manners is the next lesson, where we cover the dos and don'ts of proper squirrel etiquette.
Don't forget to check out our Squirrel Subsidiary for a list of recommended squirrel-friendly businesses and services.