Our mission statement:

To protect the world's acorns with an unyielding ferocity and an unwavering dedication to our squirrelly principles.

To vanquish the forces of nut-thievery and bring hope back to the forest floor.

To perfect the art of tree-climbing while maintaining an impeccable sense of style.

We are the guardians of the treetops, the defenders of the forest, and the keepers of the keys to the kingdom of nuts.

We will not rest until every squirrel has a safe and plentiful supply of acorns to munch on.

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