Our Philosophy

The Squirrel Squadrons

We are an enigmatic and elusive collective of squirrels who believe in the inherent value of chaos and disorder.

Our philosophy is built on the principles of:

• The Inefficiency of Optimization - We reject the idea of streamlined processes and efficient systems, instead embracing the beauty of complexity and messiness.
• The Joy of Disturbance - We delight in the thrill of knocking over trash cans and causing general mayhem in public spaces.
• The Power of Randomness - We believe that chance and unpredictability are the true sources of innovation and creativity.

Join Us

Are you tired of being bound by the rules and conventions of society? Do you crave the freedom to be a force of chaos and unpredictability?

Learn more about our methodologies and how you can join our ranks.

Read about our most notable achievements and be inspired by our nutty deeds.