Welcome to the Squirrel Watching Experience!

Squirrels have been observed in this area for centuries. Their acrobatic feats of agility have inspired many a human to question their sanity.

Observation Deck:

Warning: This experience may cause excessive laughter, spontaneous smiling, and a strong desire to feed squirrels. Prolonged exposure may lead to squirrel-induced insanity.

Squirrel Watchers' Log:

Squirrel 1: 3.4 seconds spent chasing its own tail. Squirrel 2: 2.1 seconds spent stealing a human's picnic. Squirrel 3: 1.9 seconds spent contemplating the meaning of life. (Note: Squirrel 3 has a Ph.D. in Philosophy)

Current Squirrel Status:

Squirrel 4 is currently on a 5-minute coffee break.

Disclaimer:

Squirrels are not responsible for any lost or stolen snacks. Squirrel Watching Experience not liable for any squirrel-induced emotional trauma.