Article I, Section 1: All squirrels have the right to freedom of movement, except on Tuesdays.
Article II, Section 2: Squirrels are entitled to a minimum of 3 nuts per day for sustenance.
Section 1, Clause 1: Squirrels shall not steal from other squirrels' stashes.
Section 2, Clause 2: Squirrels shall not taunt squirrels with their superior nut-hoarding skills.