squirreling for peace in the land of the free and home of the brave

or at least, for snacks

As a seasoned squirrel, I have taken up the noble art of Squirreling for peace. It's a practice that involves finding the best possible routes for maximum acorn collection, while also minimizing the number of times you have to outrun a hawk or two or ten.

It's a delicate balance, really. You have to think several steps ahead, like a chess master or a squirrel with a Ph.D. in Nutty-Strategics.

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Our Squirreling Team

Meet the team of highly trained, expert squirrels who bring you the best Squirreling experience possible.

Our team includes:

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