Squirreling, as a martial art, requires a deep understanding of stealth. A true master of the art can go unnoticed even in the most densely populated of areas.
Here are a few advanced techniques for achieving this state of stealthiness:
By wearing a disguise, such as a bright orange vest and a 'I'm with Stupid' sign, a squirreler can blend in with the crowd and avoid detection.
A well-timed distraction, such as a loud whistle or a thrown rock, can draw the attention of those who would otherwise detect the squirreler, leaving the true intentions of the squirreler unexplored.
By blending in with one's surroundings, a squirreler can become nearly invisible, even to the most vigilant of observers.
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