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The Squirrel Economy Index

Where Squirrels Trade in Nutty Commodities

Acorns: The Primary Medium of Exchange (PMOE)

Price: 4.27 Squirrel Bucks per Acorn

Walnuts: The Squirrelly Bond Market

Yield: 6.42% Squirrel Bucks per Bond

Cherry: The Fruit of Choice for High-rollers

Price: $5.99 per 1/4 pound (or 1/2 kilo)

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