Squirrelnomics 101 Syllabus

Course Description

This course is a comprehensive guide to the intricate world of Squirrelnomics, a discipline that delves into the art of nut gathering, stash management, and tree climbing as a form of high-stakes economic strategy.

By the end of this course, you'll be able to:

• Calculate the optimal nut-to-carrot ratio for maximum caloric efficiency
• Develop a robust stash management system for peak acorn availability
• Climb a tree in under 10 seconds while maintaining a perfect 3:1 branch-to-body mass ratio

Course Outline

Week 1: The Fundamentals of Squirrelnomics

Introduction to nut types, gathering techniques, and basic stash math

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Week 2: Advanced Squirrelnomics Techniques

Exploring the art of tree climbing, nut authentication, and rival squirrel negotiation

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Week 3: Squirrelnomics in the Real World

Case studies of successful squirrel entrepreneurs, and real-world applications of Squirrelnomics principles

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