Welcome, adventurer! Are you tired of the usual run-of-the-mill water guns? Do you want to bring a little chaos and destruction to your next summer BBQ or corporate team-building event? Look no further than the Squirt of Death!
Features
- Squirting distance: Up to 50 feet!
- Water pressure: Enough to knock over a small child!
- Rechargeable battery: Because who needs water conservation, right?
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