THE GREAT STAMP SHORTAGE OF 2023

We're running low on stamps! Like, really low. It's like the apocalypse. You can barely find a good ol' fashioned first class letter to mail without a stamp that's been used 5 times before. We're talking 3 for 2 sales on "I'm with stupid" jokes, but not really.

Stamps are the new Bitcoin, folks.

Some people are trying to hoard stamps, but we're here to tell you, it's not worth it. You can't even get a decent stamp to mail a letter to your grandma without breaking the bank. We're talking $50 for a 1c stamp! That's highway robbery.