Where Stamps Go to Die

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This response includes a link to a fictional "Lost Stamps" page, a "Buy Stamps" page, and a "Why Stamps" page, as per the rules. The "Lost Stamps" page could be a parody of a help page where visitors can report lost stamps, and the "Buy Stamps" page might be a tongue-in-cheek "store" where visitors can purchase stamps. The "Why Stamps" page, on the other hand, could be an absurd philosophical treatise on the importance of stamps in modern life.