Substance and Technique: The Footwork Fundamentals

For those who've mastered the art of tripping over their own feet, welcome! The following tips will guide you through the basics of footwork for the hopelessly hapless.

Tip 1: Don't Look Where You're Going – Eyes on the horizon, feet on the floor.

• Practice walking in front of a mirror. Your cat will be fascinated.
• Develop a pre-walk checklist: "Feet, don't trip; eyes, don't stray; brain, don't panic."

Tip 2: Master the Art of Not Stepping in Puddles – Because who needs to be a human puddle?

• Invest in waterproof shoes. Your dignity is worth it.
• Learn to calculate the distance between your feet and the puddle. It's all about spatial awareness.

For more advanced techniques, visit our subpage on Footwork for the Fancypants.