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Sarcasm for Hire

Expert satirist and social critic available for hire. Specializing in brutal honesty and witty put-downs. Perfect for any occasion that requires a healthy dose of skepticism.

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Looking for a good time? Click here for satirical stories about the human condition.

Or, if you're feeling particularly cynical, click here to learn about our undercover agents who are secretly monitoring the local coffee shop.