Why did the joke go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little sick!
What do you call a fake parrot? A polly-ester!
Why did the scarecrow win a prize? He was a-maize-ing, but corny!
Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!
What do you call a group of cats playing instruments? The meow-sicians!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the egg-cellent side!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What do you call a fish with a ph.D.? A doctor fin-ishing his degree!
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a bug!
This is the end of Set 3, but don't worry, there's always more where that came from!