Weekend update: Our comedian, Bob Smith, bombed on stage... again. This time he tried to do a bit about the meaning of life, but ended up confusing the hecklers with an existential crisis.

On the bright side, the audience loved the free coffee and the fact that the comedy club's Wi-Fi worked for once.

Last Week's Disaster

Bob's Top 5 Bombing Jokes

Here are the jokes that killed (pun intended):

• Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken!
• What do you call a bear that walks into a bar? A bear-ly functioning member of society!
• Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems!
• What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band!
• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Next Week's Bad Jokes

Bob's Therapy Sessions

Our comedian, Bob, has been seeing a therapist to deal with his stage fright. Here are some hilarious notes from their sessions:

Therapist: Bob, you're a 30-year-old man who still lives with his parents. What's going on?

Bob: I don't know, doc! I just really love my parents!

Therapist: Bob, that's not the answer I'm looking for. Try again.

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Next Week's Session