Stand-Up Comedy - Best Jokes of the Universe

The Top 10 Jokes That Made the Universe Laugh

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he wanted space between them!
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Why did the physicist lose his job?

Because he kept trying to wave-particle duality!
See the Quantum Puns
Why did the alien go to the party?

Because he heard it was out of this world!
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Why did the computer go to the doctor?

Because it had a little bit of bytes!
See the Byte-Sized Humor
Why did the cat join a band?

Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!
Purruse the Feline Funnies
Why did the dog go to the vet?

Because it was feeling a little ruff!
Paws for Laughs