Welcome to Our Cafe, where the coffee is always stronger than the rules. We're a place where exceptional exceptions are not just tolerated, but celebrated.
Our menu is a Breakfast Exception, a Lunch Exception, and a Dinner Exception.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Late-Night Snack Exception, featuring a side of Bizarre Fries.
An Exception is anything we feel like it is, really. It's a thing we're doing, but not really doing. It's like a... well, it's just like it's own thing. Ask our staff if you want to know more.
But don't worry, our rules are just a guide. We're a place where the coffee is always stronger than the rules.
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We're always open, except when we're not. And even when we are, we might still be closed.