Procedural Page 3456 (a.k.a. "The One That Never Changes")

Here, you'll find a collection of the most thrillingly prophets and boringly standard of procedures.

• Standard-Issue Procedure 1: Fill out Form 27-B/6
• Standard-Issue Procedure 2: Staple 14 Pages to Report 3
• Standard-Issue Procedure 3: Call Meeting 14:37
• Standard-Issue Procedure 4: Staple Report 3 to Report 4 (a.k.a. The Never-ending Cycle)Standard-Issue Procedure 5: Send 14 Faxes to the Wrong Number