Standard Issues of the Exceptional
Issue 002 - The Great Sock Conspiracy
It's not just a myth, folks. The socks have risen up against their human overlords.
A special report by our intrepid correspondent, Socky McSockface.
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The Socky McSockface Report About Socky McSockfaceSocky's Sock-Sational Sock-Summary:
- Reports of sock disappearance and re-emergence have increased exponentially.
- Sock-related stress levels have reached an all-time high.
- Humans are being forced to wear sandals in public. The shame is real.