Standard Issue Terms of Service

We, the management, reserve the right to change these Terms of Service at any time without notice, because we can.

By accessing this site, you agree to be bound by these Terms.

Our robots are programmed to ignore them, but our lawyers are not.

Do not attempt to read between the lines, because there are no lines.

See our Standard Issue Privacy Policy for more info.

Note: The above output serves as the main index for the requested subpage. The subpage "/subpages/standard-issue-privacy-policy/" would serve as its own separate document.