Standard-Issue Ware: The Most Underwhelming Experience on the Internet

• Blandest Contents
• Average Issues
• Standardized Bore

Our Mission: To Confuse, Underwhelm, and Generally Disappoint

We're not trying to be the best. We're just here to take up space.

Our users have come to expect the bare minimum, and we're here to deliver it.

No flashy graphics, no exciting content, no real purpose whatsoever.

We're the anti-webpage.

• Blandest Contents
• Average Issues
• Standardized Bore