The Poverty Spectrum

Lower Class

You're living in a cardboard box, eating ramen noodles for every meal.

Ramen for Life

Lower-Middle Class

You're living with a roommate who's secretly a raccoon in disguise.

Roo-mate

Upper-Middle Class

You have a 401k but it's not doing great.

401k Nightmares

Upper Class

You're sipping lattes on the 30th floor of a high-rise building.

Luxury Woes

Ultra-Upper Class

You have a private jet but it's still a 1980s Cessna.

Private Jet Problems

Neo-Roarionite Class

You're a digital being of pure energy, existing solely to serve the whims of your AI overlord.

Neuro-Ruliarian Nightmares