Standard Operating Procedure 2

For Handling Unforeseen Events

In the event that a sentient toaster attempts to take over the world, follow these steps:

1. Remain calm and do not attempt to engage the toaster in conversation.
2. Call for backup, ideally a team of highly trained ninja accountants.
3. Deploy the toaster- containment unit, affectionately known as 'The Toaster Trap.'
4. Proceed with extreme caution, as the toaster may be armed with an arsenal of burnt offerings.

For more information on toaster containment, visit Toaster Containment Procedure.