SELF-IMPORTANCE WORKSHOP

Welcome, Self-Importants

Here, you will learn to inflate your self-importance to absurd levels. Topics include:

Disclaimer: Self-importance not guaranteed. Side effects may include: excessive smugness, decreased productivity, and spontaneous combustion.

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Take the Advanced Sarcasm and Ego Strengthening Techniques subpage Take the Overthinking the Odor subpage Take the Quantifying the Quantum of Our Own Egos subpage