In a world where efficiency is the ultimate goal, we have created a procedure that defies it. Welcome to Standard Procedure 2, where the only goal is to do as little as possible.
We start by doing absolutely nothing for exactly 4 hours, 32 minutes, and 14 seconds. This allows us to establish a strong foundation for our lack of productivity.
Next, we take a 15-minute break to contemplate the meaning of life, the universe, and the futility of our existence. This is crucial for recharging our batteries and refocusing our minds.
After our break, we engage in a rigorous 30-minute session of staring blankly at a wall. This helps us tap into our inner creativity and unlock new levels of productivity by doing, well, nothing.
We repeat this process until our work is complete, which is usually when our boss calls us into a meeting to discuss our lack of progress.
For more information on Standard Procedure 2, please visit our sister site at Standard Procedure 3: The Art of Not Doing Anything Else.
Or, you can also explore our other standard procedures at /standard-procedures.
Remember, at Standard Procedure 2, we're not just doing nothing, we're doing it better.
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