Section 1: Pre-Party Briefing
Upon arrival at the party location, all agents must don their finest platform shoes and polyester suits. Failure to comply will result in immediate revocation of party access.
Section 2: Party Protocol
Agents are required to participate in at least two rounds of the Hustle, one round of the Bus Stop, and a minimum of three songs of the Boney M medley.
Section 3: Post-Party Debriefing
Following the party, all agents must submit a comprehensive report detailing their dance moves, beverage consumption, and any notable encounters with the party's notorious DJ, "Disco Dave".
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Appendix B: Party Animal Identification and Registration
Appendix C: Dismissal Procedures for Non-Participating Agents