YOU'VE BEEN TRAPPED IN THE MORTAL COIL OF PEACEFUL PROGRESS.
YOU'VE BEEN STUCK IN THIS NEVER-ENDING JAM FOR 3.5 HOURS.
YOU'VE ALREADY SPENT 4.2 HOURS WAITING FOR THIS 10-MINUTE JAM.
YOU'RE NOW BEING ASKED TO WAIT ANOTHER 2 HOURS.
YOU'RE STARTING TO QUESTION YOUR LIFE CHOICES.
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