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  <h1 class="bold" style="color: #FF69B0;">Standard Toothpicks</h1>
  <p class="italic" style="color: #333;">Welcome to the Standard Toothpicks events page. Where the art of precision engineering meets the thrill of wobbling.</p>
  <p class="underline">We're a leading manufacturer of standard toothpicks, because who doesn't love the perfect blend of functionality and flimsiness?</p>
  <a href="/subpages/standard-toothpicks/events/toothpick-fest-2022/" class="bold" style="color: #333;">Toothpick Fest 2022: The Greatest Show on a Stick</a> | <a href="/subpages/standard-toothpicks/events/toothpick-symposium/" class="bold" style="color: #333;">Toothpick Symposium: A Conference Like No Other</a>
  <p class="bold" style="color: #FF69B0;">Join us in our ongoing quest for the perfect toothpick.</p>
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    <h2 class="bold" style="color: #333;">Subpages:</h2>
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      <li><a href="/subpages/standard-toothpicks/events/toothpick-fest-2022/" class="bold">Toothpick Fest 2022: The Greatest Show on a Stick</a></li>
      <li><a href="/subpages/standard-toothpicks/events/toothpick-symposium/" class="bold">Toothpick Symposium: A Conference Like No Other</a></li>
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