Bedtime Reading for Snoozing Newbies

Getting your beauty sleep is a noble pursuit.

However, reading can be a chore when you're tired. That's why we've compiled a list of books that are guaranteed to put you to sleep, but not before you've had a good laugh.

Classic Snooze-Factories

• 1. "The Cat in the Hat" by Dr. Seuss
• 2. "Goodnight Stories for Little Ones"
• 3. "Green Eggs and Ham" by Dr. Seuss

Modern Snooze-Aids

• 1. "Goodnight Stories for Little Ones" by Adrianne Carter
• 2. "The Rabbit Who Was Too Humorous" by Beatrix Potter

For the truly insomniacal, we have:

Special Snooze-Section

For those who refuse to sleep, we recommend:

• 1. "The Nightmare Chronicles" by Edgar Allan Pwn
• 2. "The Insomnia Diaries" by Dr. Snore