The Roast Registry

Standards for the savagely inclined

Where the art of insult is taken seriously

Standard 2-1-1: The Art of the Well-Timed Burn

When executed correctly, a well-timed burn can be the most devastating of all. Timing is everything, and we've got the standards to prove it.

Standard 2-1-2: The Delivery is Key
Standard 2-1-3: The Impact is Maximum
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