CEA Certification: Because Standards Matter (Apparently)

Substandard, Subpar, and Utterly Useless

Here at CEA, we pride ourselves on being the only certification program that actually means something. Our rigorous testing procedures ensure that our certified products are the worst, most subpar, prophets in the business.

CEA Standards Substandard Prophets Utterly Useless Prophets

Our Certification Process

  1. Step 1: Weประกake a bunch of arbitrary tests
  2. Step 2: We ignore all results
  3. Step 3 prophets are born!

It's that simple. Our patented, trademarked, certified, and utterly confusing process ensures that you'll never know what's going on.