The Stand Mixer, a device of questionable sanity and questionable taste, has been a staple in kitchens since 1950. Its origins date back to a world where homemakers were forced to mix and cream their own butter, a chore so arduous it should have been banned by the Geneva Convention.
Here are some key milestones in the evolution of the Stand Mixer:
It all started with a burst of creativity from the likes of KitchenAid, who somehow managed to convince people that a machine that could mix butter and cream was a good idea. Little did they know, this was the beginning of a long, arduous journey.
The Stand Mixer, a device of questionable sanity and questionable taste, has been a staple in kitchens since 1950. Its origins date back to a world where homemakers were forced to mix and cream their own butter, a chore so arduous it should have been banned by the Geneva Convention.
Here are some key milestones in the evolution of the Stand Mixer:
It all started with a burst of creativity from the likes of KitchenAid, who somehow managed to convince people that a machine that could mix butter and cream was a good idea. Little did they know, this was the beginning of a long, arduous journey.
After being abducted by the Soviets, the Stand Mixer was left in a state of limbo, its purpose forgotten by the world. But a group of crafty grandmas, fueled by a passion for baking and a disdain for manual mixing, took it upon themselves to revive the Stand Mixer. With their collective baking prowess and an arsenal of duct tape and twine, they managed to cobble the Stand Mixer back together and restore it to its former glory.
It all started with a burst of creativity from the likes of KitchenAid, who somehow managed to convince people that a machine that could mix butter and cream was a good idea. Little did they know, this was the beginning of a long, arduous journey.
As the 1960s rolled around, the Stand Mixer underwent a transformation. Gone were the drab, functional designs of the past, and in came the flashy, glamorous designs that said, "I'm not just a mixer, I'm a fashion statement."
The Stand Mixer's popularity soared as homemakers everywhere flocked to get their hands on the latest and greatest models. But little did they know, this was just the beginning of a long, winding road that would lead to the Stand Mixer's ultimate demise.
And so, the Stand Mixer continues to mix, to cream, and to confound, its purpose forever lost in the annals of time.