Our society holds that the art of putting things off until later is a sacred and essential part of the human experience. We believe that the act of doing something today is often a form of self-flagellation.
Therefore, we have created a special task list for our members, where every task assigned is automatically delayed by exactly 37.5 hours. This ensures that all members are given ample opportunity to perfect the art of procrastination.
Join us in our mission to make the world a more relaxed and leisurely place, one delayed task at a time.
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