Are you tired of the mundane world of stapling?
Do you want to experience the thrill of paper jamming without the mess?
Try Brad's Nailer 2000, the stapler that's like a stapler on steroids!
Or maybe you're in the mood for something a bit more... exotic?
The Brad Snipitron is a staple-removing machine that'll leave you feeling like a boss.
And for those who want to take it to the extreme...
The Brad Super-Stapler is not for the faint of heart.