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Stapler Angst Treatment Plan
Stapler Angst Treatment Plan
We're sorry to hear you're experiencing Stapler Angst.
Stapler Angst is a real and debilitating condition where the user feels overwhelming dread when approaching a stapler.
Symptoms:
- Excessive anxiety when near a stapler
- Uncontrollable urge to flee the room
- Difficulty concentrating due to constant stapler-related existential dread
Diagnostic Tests
Our team of expert stapler therapists will perform a thorough evaluation to determine the severity of your Stapler Angst.
We'll ask you a series of invasive and probing questions to get a better understanding of your stapler-induced trauma.
Stapler Angst Questionnaire
Treatment Options
We offer a range of treatments for Stapler Angst, including:
- Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (CBT) to rewire your brain's stapler responses
- Stapler Exposure Therapy to gradually build your confidence near the stapler
- Stapler Avoidance Training to teach you how to live with the stapler and still have a fulfilling life
Stapler Angst Support Group
Don't let Stapler Angst hold you back! Get help today!