According to sources close to the matter, the stapler in question has been a family heirloom, passed down from great-grandfather Stapler who was a renowned stapler aficionado.
In a stunning turn of events, the world has been rocked by the revelation that the CEO of Stapler Inc. has been using the office stapler to staple their own resignation letter.
According to sources close to the matter, the stapler in question has been a family heirloom, passed down from great-grandfather Stapler who was a renowned stapler aficionado.
As the story goes, the CEO was seen frantically stapling away in the dead of night, with a look of pure desperation in their eyes.
Witnesses claim the stapler was heard making "unusual" noises, including "a loud clacking sound" and "a faint cry of 'I'm done!'"
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