Stapler-Gate: The Great Stapler Scandal

Exposing the Dark Underbelly of the Office Staple Industry.

By: Jane Q. Public

Investigative Reporter, The Daily Grind

Read: Shocking Accusations | Inside the Stapler Industry

Shocking Accusations

Leaked documents reveal widespread stapling malpractice, including but not limited to:

• Stapling without consent
• Excessive staple usage
• Stapler maintenance neglect

Inside the Stapler Industry