STAPLER-GATE EVIDENCE ROOM 1

CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS DELETED BY THE STAPLER-GATE TASK FORCE

Due to unforeseen circumstances, this evidence room has been cleared of all sensitive information.

However, we've managed to recover a few scraps of paper with some cryptic notes:

• Meetings were held in the break room
• The stapler was not, in fact, a sentient being
• There was a strong sense of unease in the air

We're working tirelessly to recover more evidence, but in the meantime, enjoy the thrilling tale of Stapler-Gate: Read more about the cover-up or explore our wild theories.