Stapler Ninja: The Art of Stealthy Stapling

Welcome, fellow staplers. I'm a Stapler Ninja, trained in the ancient art of stealthy stapling. My skills are unmatched: stapling without alerting anyone, stapling without leaving a mark, stapling with style.

My arsenal includes:

• The Staple-Whirli: a high-speed stapling device with interchangeable staple heads.
• The Shadow-Staple: a staple remover that leaves no trace.
• The Ninja-Starvee: a stapling starfish with built-in grappling hooks.

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