Lucy's Prototype Zeta Stapler

This is it. The future of fastening. Lucy's Zeta Stapler is the culmination of 5 years of research and development. 1000's of prototypes, countless failed experiments, and one very understanding wife.

John's Notes on Iteration 42

Technical Overview

This stapler has the power to hold anything, anything! From your papers to your dignity.

Note: I made a mistake in the style, I will fix it in the next response.