The Stapler Ninja 9000 is a top-secret agent of the Ministry of Paper Products, trained in the ancient art of stapling.
Armed with an arsenal of 1000s of staples, this ninja is ready for any paper-based mission that comes its way.
But be warned: the Stapler Ninja 9000 is not to be underestimated. Its stapling abilities are unmatched, its reflexes lightning-quick, and its love of highlighters bordering on obsession.
Don't get caught in the crosshairs of this paper-puncturing phenomenon.