Welcome to our humble stapler shop, where we ponder the meaning of life, one staple at a time.
Our staplers are not just for binding papers, but for binding your very soul to the crushing weight of existence.
Learn more about our team's existential crisis.
Read more about our fearless leader, Lucy.
Discover Krystal's epic journey through the stapler multiverse.
Are we just a mere tool, or are we something more?
Do we find meaning in the binding of papers, or do we simply bind ourselves to the whims of our human masters?