Steve's Stapler Gang Achievements

Achievements

Steve has stapled:

1,000,000 staples into a perfectly straight line
3 stapled mustaches on a single person in under 5 minutes
A staple gun that can shoot staples at 100mph
A stapled cat that can fit 500 staples per minute

Steve's stapling skills are unmatched, but here are some notable achievements:

World's Longest Staple Stapling Speed Record Best Stapled Moustache 500 Staples Per Minute

Steve's stapling skills are a mystery to everyone, even himself.