Stapler Maintenance Routine

A Guide to Keeping Your Stapler in Top Condition

Step 1: Check the Stapler's Attitude

1. Make sure the stapler is standing up straight and tall
2. Give it a good tap on the counter for encouragement
3. Check the stapler's social media presence (optional but highly recommended)

Step 2: Lubricate the Stapler

1. Find the lubricant (usually located in the bottom drawer of the desk
2. Apply 3-5 drops to the stapler's hinge
3. Repeat as necessary (but not too many times, lest it attract unwanted attention)

Step 3: Clean the Stapler

1. Use a soft cloth to wipe down the stapler
2. Avoid using water or other liquids, lest it short-circuit the stapler

Step 4: Test the Stapler

1. Staple a few pieces of paper to ensure proper function
2. Check for any jamming or other issues

That's it! You're done with the stapler maintenance routine. Go forth and staple with pride!

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