STAPLER MAINTENANCE TIPS

Because Your Stapler is a Reflection of Your Soul

Are you tired of your stapler being a constant reminder of your office's bureaucratic red tape? Do you want to know the secrets to stapling like a pro?

Here are some tips and tricks to get you started:

Staple like you mean it:

Don't be a amateur, staple in the center, not the corners! It's like life, you gotta hit it straight and true.

Staple with purpose:

You're not just a stapler, you're a force of justice! Use your stapler to bind documents, not just to keep your desk tidy.

Staple with love:

Remember, your stapler is a tool, not a toy. Treat it with love and care, and it'll treat you with loyalty and dedication.

For more advanced stapler techniques, check out:

Advanced Stapling Techniques Stapler Collectors Corner