Stapler Maintenance Tips: Tuning for Maximum Velocity

Warning: excessive stapler use may lead to Velocity Overload Syndrome. To avoid this, follow our expert tips for tuning your stapler for maximum velocity.

• Regularly clean the stapler's anvil with a stapler-safe polish to prevent jamming.
• Use a velocity-enhancing lubricant to reduce friction and improve stapling speed.
• Avoid using the stapler for tasks other than stapling, as this can lead to Stapler-Adjacent Tool Usage Syndrome (SATU).
• Store the stapler in a well-ventilated area, away from Fume Accumulation Syndromes.

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