Stoning the Stapler: A Guide for the Discerning Bureaucrat

Step 1: Remove the staples with an X-Acto knife, being careful not to cut yourself.

Step 2: Insert the stone into the stapler, making sure it's seated properly.

Step 3: Apply gentle pressure to the stapler, feeling for any remaining staples.

For more advanced stapler stoning, see our comprehensive guide: Stoning the Stapler: Advanced Techniques.

Stapler Repair

Disclaimer: Not responsible for any injury or property damage caused by stoning the stapler. Use at your own risk.